Hot Girl at Work -- A Lesson and a Kick in the Nuts

[Chris]

So as some of you know, I work as a Chef. One of the benefits of being a Chef is that I get a lot of downtime because well... I spend a lot of time doing paper-work and preparing for the day, week, month. So I flirt with the servers and hostesses -- a lot. Recently, the General Manager hired a new hostess. She's 20 years old, red-head, beautiful, athletic and has absolutely no idea what she wants to do in life. So obviously, my penis got engorged when it sensed that there was a girl with no self-esteem in the immediate vicinity. Surprisingly, this is her first job.

So we flirted and the next step is (obviously) Facebook.

So I went searching for her. Found her profile, but just as I was about to add her as a friend, I saw two things: the mutual friends section and upon closer inspection of the profile picture, the familiar face of a girl I used to live with.

My virgin and highly emotionally volatile loser sister is friends with her.

RIP Opportunity.

[armandtanzarian]

Nope, better opportunity. If your sister is the virgin innocent one, the friend is the one with the dirty thoughts running through here head. Adding the whole "what will your sister think" to the equation gives some excitement. Proceed aggressively. I am jealous of your opportunity. Live it right the fuck up, NOW because you will be married with kids in the blink of an eye.

[Chris]

Man, I used a lot of "So" in the OP.

Kyle, this isn't a good opportunity because my sister WILL sabotage me. She thinks she's the smartest person in the family (though my GPA, University, and general knowledge trumps her), so she tries to one-up me all the time. In short, she hates me. Mostly.

Either way, my virgin sister has never kissed a guy. She's never gone on a date. In short, she will do anything possible to ensure that her friend never gets an injection of the family DNA.

Bitch.

[Chris]

Anton.... comeeeeeee back

[thom54]

facebook friend does not mean true friend!

I have ppl on mine that i'd really rather not, but I have to keep them due to either lazyness or politics.

[Chris]

facebook friend does not mean true friend!

She has a picture of the two of them up as her profile picture. I never met her through my sister though. She's very private about her social life, so it's hard to get a bead on what goes on in my sister's head.

[Lee]

Is she hot?

Your sister, I mean.

[Chris]

Is she hot?

Your sister, I mean.

She's 6'1 and ginger-ish.

[Lee]

Doesn't mean she's hot.

[Chris]

... you're an idiot, Lee.

[Lee]

So she's not?

[Lee]

I'm just saying... if she wasn't your sister, would you?

[Chris]

Since a 30 year old is apparently incapable of sticking to the topic, moving on. I got Chuck offering up some good ideas. Waiting for Anton because his lines got me laid awhile ago.

[Mash]

... you're an idiot, Lee.

Ahahahahaha

[Lee]

27, actually. And it is on topic. The level of attractiveness of your sister may have an impact on how we view the relative hotness of this co worker. Maybe your sister is the ugly friend whom she keeps around to make herself more appealing to mates.

[Shep]

ok

[shooker]

Girls want what they can't have. Being bashed adds to the allure. Who's to say she didn't already know who you were when you started talking? I wouldn't give up just because of your sister. what's the worst that could happen? Get shut down? Happens to us all man, I see no reason not to chace this. I for one would love that challenge.

[Robin Hood]

Girls want what they can't have. Being bashed adds to the allure. Who's to say she didn't already know who you were when you started talking? I wouldn't give up just because of your sister. what's the worst that could happen? Get shut down? Happens to us all man, I see no reason not to chace this. I for one would love that challenge.

Shooker knows whats up.

[Shep]

Worst case scenerio, stalk her and put it in the bum.

[Chris]

She has a lovely bum. Dear lord. I'm a creep.