So i was at a buddy's SuperBowl party yesterday and he disappeared at about 930. Went over at lunch today to get some shit i forgot and asked him what the hell happened to him. Didn't expect this answer:
"I shit myself. So i went inside to change and was walking down the stairs and sharted again and it ran down my leg. Got super pissed, stripped down naked and threw my clothes in the fire. I went to get a chunk of wood and another piece fell from top of pile and broke my toe. there i was naked covered in shit crying with a broken toe, so i jumped in the shower and went to bed."
Good times
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Oh and i forgot to mention that his wife was inside the house puking with the flu and needed help and he refused to go in and wondered why she refused to talk to him this morning...lol
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Mechanic guy
Not Gle*n has to be good now. On probation for some pretty serious stuff...
Not Gle*n has to be good now. On probation for some pretty serious stuff...
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No, he has irritable bowel disease and is not supposed to eat hotwings and chili while drinking 16 beer in 4 hours....kimmer wroteCOLONHe was on coke
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That stinks!