Corey Perry

[Scott]

If you want him, he's available and being discussed at length right now. I'l be honest though.. whomever I trade him to will be walking bow-legged for a month, minimum.

You've been warned.

[kimmer]

Because they jizzed too hard?

[Florida Chris]

Have anybody available where you would be walking away with a slight limp?

[Lee]

What about just mild discomfort?

[Tony]

Bruno Gervais