Drunken Stories...

[Mash]

Oh man I have a good one. LOL

So last night I was out downtown hamilton partying with some buddies we started at Honest Laywers went to Taphouse and then Silantes for those of you who know hamilton. SUPER trashed walking through the streets and I guess at one of the bars I was talking/dancing with some random ass chick, anyways when i get home i fall asleep in my hallway LOL I wake up to find that im missing my cell phone and i have some random drivers license of some chick in my pocket! bahahahahah WTF!?

I find her on facebook message her, she calls my houseline we meet up she has my cell phone...LIKE WTF?

appearantly we were dancing and she took my cell phone to put her number in or something hahaha then i took her id cause she looked young and she was proving that she was 21...that is what she told me today because i had NO IDEA who she was lol

what a fucked up night hahaha

[anton]

slainte is the easiest place to get laid ever.

even kareem would find success there.

[Mash]

slainte is the easiest place to get laid ever.

even kareem would find success there.

that is a true story.

[MSP4LYFE]

slainte is the easiest place to get laid ever.

even kareem would find success there.

It seems we define success differently, but to each his own.

[Mash]

slainte is the easiest place to get laid ever.

even kareem would find success there.

It seems we define success differently, but to each his own.

spoken like a true virgin?

[MSP4LYFE]

spoken like a true virgin?

Don't get me wrong, I'll take it however I can get, I'm not above easy dumb girls, but that's not a success, that's an easy girl...Success is getting the girl everyone else wants, but can't get.

[Scott]

spoken like a true virgin?

Don't get me wrong, I'll take it however I can get, I'm not above easy dumb girls, but that's not a success, that's an easy girl...Success is getting the girl everyone else wants, but can't get.

Nope, that's kidnapping.. let her go Kareem.

[MSP4LYFE]

Nope, that's kidnapping.. let her go Kareem.

Interesting that you would refer to getting the girl everyone else wants as kidnapping.