Buds Board Keepers League

Anybody that uses a pickup line is retarded.

My wife is just as fucked up as I am, so that helps.

Shep wroteCOLONAnybody that uses a pickup line is retarded.

I'm just myself. Charming and polite. Then I stab her to death, use her warm blood to masturbate, and cum in her empty orbital socket.

Cuntacular Chris wroteCOLON

Shep wroteCOLONAnybody that uses a pickup line is retarded.

I'm just myself. Charming and polite. Then I stab her to death, use her warm blood to masturbate, and cum in her empty orbital socket.

you are one fucked up kid. I know that was obviously meant as a joke but still lol

It's even better when you use a spoon!

Cuntacular Chris wroteCOLON

Shep wroteCOLONAnybody that uses a pickup line is retarded.

I'm just myself. Charming and polite. Then I stab her to death, use her warm blood to masturbate, and cum in her empty orbital socket.

Hong, you writing this one down?

If Hong doesn't write this down, I'm not going to let him have the left orbital socket.

this one is towards a pair of females.
"Hey did you two come together?"

.... before they can respond....

"Do you want to?"

actually used it once. #fact

Hong, just be yourself.. tell her you're gay and ask for her brother's number.

Nick wroteCOLONthis one is towards a pair of females.
"Hey did you two come together?"

.... before they can respond....

"Do you want to?"

actually used it once. #fact

So what kind of restraining order did they hit you with?

shooker wroteCOLONFuck me if I'm wrong, but do I know you?

AHAHAHAHAHA, I love it.

Cuntacular Chris wroteCOLON

Shep wroteCOLONAnybody that uses a pickup line is retarded.

I'm just myself. Charming and polite. Then I stab her to death, use her warm blood to masturbate, and cum in her empty orbital socket.

yikes

Nick wroteCOLONthis one is towards a pair of females.
"Hey did you two come together?"

.... before they can respond....

"Do you want to?"

actually used it once. #fact

That was on Entourage this season

did it hurt? when you fell from.. i have a big penis

Cuntacular Chris wroteCOLON

Shep wroteCOLONAnybody that uses a pickup line is retarded.

I'm just myself. Charming and polite. Then I stab her to death, use her warm blood to masturbate, and cum in her empty orbital socket.

Why didn't your rip off her head and make hey suck you. Then you could cut off her hands and try to make her masturbate you.



I know I went too far with this but soo did vancouver but I wanted to go farther. LOL!!! Hopefully no gm bbkl ever did anything similar to what I said.

does this rag smell like chloroform?

in all seriousness, hong just use the triangle line i taught you and you'll be fine. it's not aggressive, it's cute/clever and innocent but gets the ball rollin and doesnt over commit you. its more of a conversation starter than a pickup line.

anton wroteCOLONdoes this rag smell like chloroform?

in all seriousness, hong just use the triangle line i taught you and you'll be fine. it's not aggressive, it's cute/clever and innocent but gets the ball rollin and doesnt over commit you. its more of a conversation starter than a pickup line.

ya i still like yours the most (without the disrespect to the other ones)... im more thinking ppl will be coming up with lines similar to anton's (not that aggressive LOL)... looking for more of your works anton.. btw how did your case goes XD

hong57 wroteCOLON

anton wroteCOLONdoes this rag smell like chloroform?

in all seriousness, hong just use the triangle line i taught you and you'll be fine. it's not aggressive, it's cute/clever and innocent but gets the ball rollin and doesnt over commit you. its more of a conversation starter than a pickup line.

ya i still like yours the most (without the disrespect to the other ones)... im more thinking ppl will be coming up with lines similar to anton's (not that aggressive LOL)... looking for more of your works anton.. btw how did your case goes XD

"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

Worst line in the history of lines:

How much does a polar bear weigh?

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Enough to break the ice, hi I'm ______

In all seriousness, I can't believe some of you are married. I don't think I've ever used a line. And if I did, it would have been, "Hi. I'm Chris. To skip the small talk, I'm 26 years old, I'm a Genetics major at the University of Toronto, I'm a former Sous Chef, and I like long walks on the beach, volunteering at youth shelters during the Christmas holidays, watching baseball and hockey, and my references are... that guy, that guy, and that guy." When I'm done, she'll either laugh, give me a weird look, or give her own stats.

I want a girl with a sense of humour. Not someone who embraces being a cunt.