Vancouver Trading Block v1.3

[The BBKL Insider]

I will crush both!

[shooker]

you're one cheeky cunt mate, i swear i will wreck you. say this shit to my face not online motherfucker and see what happens. i will fucking break you. i have a black belt in affliction so you better watch what the fuck you say before i put you in a hungarian arm crank then throw you over my back and do a clean set of squats with your fat ass.

love this shit. I think too many people fail to get your humour. I laughed super hard at this all.

[Scott]

ROFL

[Chris]

you're one cheeky cunt mate, i swear i will wreck you. say this shit to my face not online motherfucker and see what happens. i will fucking break you. i have a black belt in affliction so you better watch what the fuck you say before i put you in a hungarian arm crank then throw you over my back and do a clean set of squats with your fat ass.

I don't know who the fuck you think you are, but when you see my Spartan built physique, you will run away from me faster than a black kid carrying a VCR. I will stomp you so hard, you bloody mass of a body will be the mortar used to fill the crack my foot caused.

[Shep]

VCR's go for what, $3.49 on the black market?

[Chris]

Bump. Got home awhile ago, but forgot to mention that I'm open for business again. Looking to upgrade with prospects/NHLers.

[Chris]

I'm currently at 52 contracts, with the need to eliminate two of them. If absolutely necessary, I will drop Newbury, Baumgartner, and Taffe to put myself under the contract limit, but I'm curious to see what's out there. I'm looking to do 3 or more contracts for a one substantial upgrade.

Here are the available prospects/players under contract:


Derick Brassard
Chris Kelly
Tim Brent
Jamie Langenbrunner
Eric Nystrom
Brad Richardson
Colton Orr
Linus Omark
Ryan White
Jamal Mayers
Keith Ballard
Jeff Finger
Nick Schultz
Ryan Wilson
Deryk Engelland
Travis Zajac
Kristian Huselius
Joel Broda
Paul Byron
Kris Newbury
Jeff Taffe
Michael Latta
Cody Eakin
Yannick Riendeau
Carter Ashton
Brandon Kozun
Kyle Beach
Ryan Reaves
Nolan Baumgartner
Josh Caron
Marc-Andre Bourdon
Derek Joslin
Jesse Blacker
Martin Marincin
Mark Barberio
Dylan McIlrath
Mark Corrente
Mark Fraser
Dustin Tokarski
Chad Johnson
Allen York

[Chris]

It appears everyone's trying to fuck me over without a reasonable offer, so my trading block is now closed. I will not be accepting any offers until October.

[anton]

OH GOD NO WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[Scott]

fuck you over? I made you a very reasonable offer. Actually, you offered it then retracted it lol