EC Semi-Finals: PIT (8) @ BOS (2)

[armandtanzarian]

Alright, smack talk aside. Bruins are in a major funk and it is reflected on my team with no backup and Thomas already fucked for the week. Cannot win any goalie stats or Faceoffs. Down in almost all cats to begin and behind on games played. Just not my year. I've accepted that now. I'll be cheering for you Shiv. I like your team and it will be nice to see a new champ. Hope someone knocks Steve out before you meet him. He has had his fair share of success too. Makes a little easier to watch some games now that i know Shes all but over. Im not doing a charade either, i am being realistic. Good luck buddy, I will be rooting for ya!

[Robin Hood]

You dont need him Shiv. I got no Callahan so that is 3 more games on top of my other 3 game deficit. I also am down to 3 centers to your 5 so there is another category. You should just sit back and enjoy your bye week to the conference finals.

I've got Lidstrom out too lol. That being said Bruins shitting the bed today is helping.

[kimmer]

Dear Kyle,

TimThomas is human

[armandtanzarian]

Dear Kyle,

TimThomas is human

Dear Paul, Turco started and let in 3 goals in 5 mins Thomas came in and let in 2 on like 5 shots then turco came back, therefore fucking my goalie stats for the entire week. Krejci and Boychuk are a combined -6, there goes the plus minus category for the week. So lets see, I am down FOW, +/-, GAA, SV%, SHTOI and most likely STPTS and possible points. I think I might win Hits and BS. My math tells me the better team advances.

Thomas has been shit since his little Whitehouse stunt. The Bruins parade is over and the teams looks to be first round fodder this season. Was fun while it lasted.

[kimmer]

Rebuild?

[armandtanzarian]

lol you fucker...you trolling me hard or what?

[kimmer]

It's just that whether I'm high or sober, your little storybook of how badly your team is struggling makes me very very very very sad... I don't know why, but it really does.

[kimmer]

[armandtanzarian]

Well Im high too buddy. Its great. I like typing when im buzzed out on morphine and stuff...My sob story seems more interesting too me. I can understand how it doesnt hold much water though when you are a Leafs fan reading about the sorrows of the Bruins

[armandtanzarian]

Wheres the nice logos for our match Shiv? Too easy eh, just rolling right through and not worthy of a logo.....bah...I'll show you

[Robin Hood]

Wheres the nice logos for our match Shiv? Too easy eh, just rolling right through and not worthy of a logo.....bah...I'll show you

lol I never put up logos. It was Shep/Kareem. And this match-up is far from over.

[kimmer]

WHAT?... you do morphine Kyle?!?
Jesus LOL

[armandtanzarian]

I got a bad back. flares up every few months. Only thing that helps. Little bit of green stuff helps as well...

[Robin Hood]

GP Left:

PIT: 37 (With Myers & Lidstrom Out)
BOS: 39 (With Callahan Out)

[armandtanzarian]

GP to date:

PIT 17 (with Lidstrom out) + real goalie start and stats
BOS 13(with Callahan out) + half a period entrance and pull by Thomas to ruin goalie stats for week

Score: 9-3-4

[kimmer]

Lol

[Robin Hood]

My team is stinking it up, Kyle. This is your window.

[armandtanzarian]

And mine is even stinkier. I just cant ever get ahead because after three days you always have a gp advantage. You have 9 gp tonight, i have 5. Having couture go to wing and losing mackenzie makes fow a lost cause along with shtoi. I am too far behind to make up ground. My only hope is pure offense and some wins with a so. And that means brodeur doesnt equal. If that works my best hope is a tie going to me with seeding. Worked last round, lol. Copy the real bruins record game 7's. Sorry for proper punctuation, on tablet...

[bma]

Get back in the meeting room Kyle. Your team needs some encouragement.

[armandtanzarian]

That was it. They dont listen. My best player is hurt, my only goaiie is blowing chunks and shivs boys are rolling. Going to lose and it is frustrating. Daniel Sedin is fucking me. He is supposed to be good for 3 pts a game.