1. The Dallas Stars: Due to some bad luck, the Dallas Stars don't happen to be making the playoffs this year, but that is besides the point of why they are the number one team in bbkl. With a modest general manager, and the most promising young group of players to ever be accumulated, the Dallas Stars are the mere image of what a fantasy hockey team would look like if it were to be compiled of everything good in the universe.anton wroteCOLONyour new job: power rankings before the playoffs start. go. 1 paragraph write up for each playoff team.
2. The Los Angeles Kings: Fair Deal Steve must have made some pretty unfair deals, because his team does more than just merely rape every other team (disregarding Dallas) in bbkl, he has actually put every other gm into such fear and insomnia with his menacing team full of bandits and hooligans that they are willing to surrender him prime assets just to get the threat of having Steve call them a "Slow Horse" away from their immediate future.
3. The New Jersey Devils: Now if it weren't for cancelled auctions and a few "pussies" Scott may never be in this position, but he is two time bbkl champion for a reason! Steven Stamkos.
4. The Washington Capitals: Kareem once admitted to his team being second best in bbkl, but that was once, and will likely never happen again. It sure is easy to win games when your goalie covers the entire net.
5. The Tampa Bay Lightning: Nick was once in second place in bbkl, but then a mischievous hungry gm *cough kareem cough* decided it was a better idea to take nun-chuks to the knees of all the Tampa Bay Lighting forwards. They have miraculously recovered though, and Tampa Bay should be a force come playoff time.
6. The Ottawa Senators: Led by Jason Spezza, this is Billy's reaction when he seen he was left out of the top 5 of these prestigious power rankings.
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7. The Toronto Maple Leafs: "I'd like to upgrade Karlsson." These are the kind of thoughts that Mike ponders when thinking how he can improve his team. Not only is this team lethal in all positions, they are young, stacked with futures, and cover every bbkl category very well. Somebody must have been an asshole to put them in 7th place.
8. The Boston Bruins: Third place in the league, 8th place in power ranking, why you might ask? Probably because his best player is a Calgary Flame. No bias.
9. The Minnesota Wild: Hong has a secret remedy to being a successful gm.
A: Do not shop your players
B: Do not accept offers on your players
But with superstar forward Kyle Turris, he'll win anyways.
10. The Chicago Blackhawks: Sure this team is good and all, but funny gifs won't win the Stanley Cup, next time noob.
