Anton & Chris talk about girls

[Chris]

Anton - Chicago says
ya definitely not in terrible looking shape
but you'd slay chicks left and right if u got jacked
Chris says
Well, those girls behind me were on me all night lol
Bridal party too.
Either way, I got love handles like you wouldn't believe.
I'm pretty sad about it.
Anton - Chicago says
chick in the middle is hot
I would drag my balls across herpes-ridden razor wire with Oprah Winfrey's sweaty bra strap as my only means of nourishment just to suck the cock of the guy that brushed shoulders with her on the bus.
Chris says
Hahahahahaha
I'm... I'm going to go now.

[Lee]

Or you could grow a pair of testicles and actually talk to said girl.

Either way, need pics to determine fappability.

[anton]

i have it firmly deposited in my spank bank. would you like to make a withdrawal?

[Lee]

It's probably all sticky.

[Mash]

LMAO <3Anton<3

[armandtanzarian]

You have an Oprah obsession. Not your first reference to her.

[Mash]

You have an Oprah obsession. Not your first reference to her.

Not the first cock he has sucked either....


oops... cat's out of the bag now.

[Shep]

Anton, you're the best.

[Scott]

I died lmao

[Chris]

deleted.

[Chris]

Chris says
Haha, I love jilted ex-gfs.
We're arguing about my twitter use.
Her: Anything you are on a phone, you are somewhere else and not living in the moment.
Me: Oh, Megan's philosophical now. Where was this Megan when she wasn't whining and complaining outside the bedroom?
Her: You are gay. Those are my thoughts.
I'm going to go tell her I'm so turned on right now. See where it goes.
Anton - Chicago says
tell her she should be an archeologist
Chris says
She's mad at me now.
per the norm.
Anton - Chicago says
give her the damn archeologist line
Chris says
Fine.
Then what?
Anton - Chicago says
she says why
u say
because i have a large bone that needs examining
she laughs, sex ensues, fight over
Chris says
LOL
Sent.
She has a boyfriend.
Fortunately for me, he's a lot smaller than I am.
Anton - Chicago says
even he will appreciate that line
Chris says
LOL

[Tony]

welp, I vote you go back to using "cuntacular" to describe yourself ...

[bills09]

Chris says
Haha, I love jilted ex-gfs.
We're arguing about my twitter use.
Her: Anything you are on a phone, you are somewhere else and not living in the moment.
Me: Oh, Megan's philosophical now. Where was this Megan when she wasn't whining and complaining outside the bedroom?
Her: You are gay. Those are my thoughts.
I'm going to go tell her I'm so turned on right now. See where it goes.
Anton - Chicago says
tell her she should be an archeologist
Chris says
She's mad at me now.
per the norm.
Anton - Chicago says
give her the damn archeologist line
Chris says
Fine.
Then what?
Anton - Chicago says
she says why
u say
because i have a large bone that needs examining
she laughs, sex ensues, fight over
Chris says
LOL
Sent.
She has a boyfriend.
Fortunately for me, he's a lot smaller than I am.
Anton - Chicago says
even he will appreciate that line
Chris says
LOL

<3 Anton

The Archaelogy line killed me.

[kimmer]

Hey that security is my friend

[The BBKL Insider]

I love women

[Chuck Norris]

Shiv loves men.

[Chris]

Her response: "Hahaha good night, Chris". Hot diggity damn, I'm getting some this weekend.