[Off Season] - Free Agent Claiming Thread

[Scott]

This is all over my head

What's new?

Well, I have a reliable warm hole to place my dick into each and every night and shes real! But that's not new news. You? For some reason i think of the real world version of you, as a slightly dummer brown version of Sheldon from Big Bang Theory. If anyone has seen the show, i think they will agree. Especially with the A-Sexual part. But i do love that guy. Maybe that is why i really get your humor...

LMAO hahahahahahahahahahahahaha - so fucking perfect. A combination of Rajesh Koothrappali(for colour, and probably the silence around girls when sober) and Sheldon.

[anton]

This is all over my head

What's new?

Well, I have a reliable warm hole to place my dick into each and every night and shes real! But that's not new news. You? For some reason i think of the real world version of you, as a slightly dummer brown version of Sheldon from Big Bang Theory. If anyone has seen the show, i think they will agree. Especially with the A-Sexual part. But i do love that guy. Maybe that is why i really get your humor...

dumber*

[MSP4LYFE]

This is all over my head

What's new?

Well, I have a reliable warm hole to place my dick into each and every night and shes real! But that's not new news. You? For some reason i think of the real world version of you, as a slightly dummer brown version of Sheldon from Big Bang Theory. If anyone has seen the show, i think they will agree. Especially with the A-Sexual part. But i do love that guy. Maybe that is why i really get your humor...

Enjoy your wife, judging by your spelling of the word dumber it is clear that she is not into you for your smarts, and looks tend to fade. Who knows though, maybe she is one of those genuine women with a strong personality that likes you in spite of your flaws. In which case, congratulations, those are tough to find.


















More likely than not though, she is just "dum."

[Scott]

LOL, reasonable come back Kareem.. I lol'd

[MSP4LYFE]

Wasn't my best work, but I'm half eating, half typing.

[armandtanzarian]

HAHA...good get on the "dummer" one. So perfect. You will understand later in life that proper English, clothing, appearance, being smart about shit that no one cares about, kind of takes a back road when you go to work every day and then come home and work your ass off to support a family and keep a house running. I honestly could give two sweet fucks about what anyone thinks about me. I have nothing to prove to anyone and actually try and not talk to people and avoid meeting new people, because having too many friends actually becomes annoying at this age. It is exciting when you finally dont get invited to a kids birthday party and can save the fucking 30 dollars that people expect you to spend. And yes, my wife is quite dumb with her MBA. Sometimes we just sit around and stare at the wall because we are just too stupid to talk about anything. And yes, she is genuine. I do have flaws just like every other human. I can admit that. Trying to be something I am not, on an online forum, just doesnt excite me. You are of the internet age and have learned to create an online persona to just about whatever you can imagine. Keep it up. Its very entertaining to the rest of us.

If you actually knew anything about the show i referenced in my other post, you would take it as a compliment as Sheldon is a fucking genius. So much so, that he is a social retard. So being called a slightly dumber version of him is actually a compliment. I still stand by my story though and think my assessment is more than fair. You have given a great enough sample size for that assumption to be more than accurate.

[MSP4LYFE]

HAHA...good get on the "dummer" one. So perfect. You will understand later in life that proper English, clothing, appearance, being smart about shit that no one cares about, kind of takes a back road when you go to work every day and then come home and work your ass off to support a family and keep a house running. I honestly could give two sweet fucks about what anyone thinks about me. I have nothing to prove to anyone and actually try and not talk to people and avoid meeting new people, because having too many friends actually becomes annoying at this age. It is exciting when you finally dont get invited to a kids birthday party and can save the fucking 30 dollars that people expect you to spend. And yes, my wife is quite dumb with her MBA. Sometimes we just sit around and stare at the wall because we are just too stupid to talk about anything. And yes, she is genuine. I do have flaws just like every other human. I can admit that. Trying to be something I am not, on an online forum, just doesnt excite me. You are of the internet age and have learned to create an online persona to just about whatever you can imagine. Keep it up. Its very entertaining to the rest of us.

If you actually knew anything about the show i referenced in my other post, you would take it as a compliment as Sheldon is a fucking genius. So much so, that he is a social retard. So being called a slightly dumber version of him is actually a compliment. I still stand by my story though and think my assessment is more than fair. You have given a great enough sample size for that assumption to be more than accurate.

Ugh...You hit the wall. That is too bad, it was genuinely fun exchanging jokes with you the past two seasons, but after this it just feels mean...

[armandtanzarian]

haha..like i said before i dont take offense at anything and you better continue to exchange with me because that is half my fun in here. Nothing you can say to me will ever be considered mean. You have a free pass to go as low as you can. I do the same thing with every friend i have in all other fantasy pools. moms, sisters, wives...all open season. bring it...

[MSP4LYFE]

Ok good, I was beginning to think you were growing a second vagina...

[armandtanzarian]

Now that would be cool. If i had two, i would be one rich mofo.

[Shep]

Can I make comments about your mom, sister and wives period blood dripping down my face?

[214_Stars]

Shep that made me gag just alil bit

[armandtanzarian]

uggg...if thats your thing, have at er my friend.

[Shep]

uggg...if thats your thing, have at er my friend.

Nah, no worries. You just said no limits

[armandtanzarian]

Its true, no limits, just wasn't expecting that gross that early.

[kimmer]

Carolina Hurricanes add Jonathan Cheechoo from FA - traded from CGY to CAR

http://bbkl.ca/viewtopic.php?f=76&t=5324

[kimmer]

Carolina Hurricanes add Alexei Yashin from FA - from waiver draft

[Lee]

Don't need to post here, Paul. Just grab them on CBS.