Bandwagoners

[shooker]

Last night in the post game they showed an interesting stat. They polled fans of Calgary, Toronto and Ottawa and asked how many had jumped on the canuck bandwagon and here are the results.



Calgary 73%
Toronto 83%
Ottawa 93%


I dont know the sample size or how they conducted the poll but non the less I found this really funny. Glad to see Canada has accepted the Canuck run overall, you guys had me worried after all the bitter talk in previous threads.






Note: this is a " your mom" joke free zone so please Scott for once leave the mothers alone

[Scott]

I guess you're not gonna take my challenge and find all my posts where I say a your mom joke? I just wish you could come up with something that actually bothered me lol.. when you don't state something that's actually true then how can it bother someone?

But now that I know what would bother you I'll have to say some more your mom jokes just for you buddy

[Scott]

Also, with that "poll" I'm sure they polled retards. Most band-wagon jumpers probably couldn't name 4 players on the current Canucks team. I'm watching the finals but definitely not "cheering" for either team. I'd prefer the Canucks won but that's for selfish reasons as I know 10x more Bruins fans then Canucks fans in my everyday life.. but if the Bruins win, I'd definitely not lose a wink of sleep over it.

[shooker]

I guess you're not gonna take my challenge and find all my posts where I say a your mom joke? I just wish you could come up with something that actually bothered me lol.. when you don't state something that's actually true then how can it bother someone?

But now that I know what would bother you I'll have to say some more your mom jokes just for you buddy

it doesnt bother me I just like funny jokes not omg is this guy still klinging to that...sad...type jokes

btw

editing shivs post

My mom sucks (and swallows)

next

That is an absurd amount to pay for Goligoski.

goli at 1.833 million is a steal.

So is $10 for your Mom

again

where ya goin?

Your Mom's place.. shall I say hi?

looks like a copy and paste but oh its not

WHERE'S THE PARTY?

Your Mom's house..

do I really have to contiune

Brett Favre much?

http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=350445

When did Forsberg retire?

When your Mom went Lesbo...

You know what I mean.. the guy is trying to make comeback 45 million.. it's funny.

Im not going to but you get the point that was only searching "mom" I still had momma and various other was to spell it. Also was only half way down page three of the search and 95% of the posts in front of these ones I found had your statements quoted in them lol.

for your sake don't make me look all of them up.

[Nick]

But he's the back2back champion of the BBKL... logic dictates that everything he does is a little better and ahead of the rest of us.


Someone needs to explain what's going on here, because I'm confused.

[Shep]

I'm part of the 17%

[Scott]

But he's the back2back champion of the BBKL... logic dictates that everything he does is a little better and ahead of the rest of us.


Someone needs to explain what's going on here, because I'm confused.

I wouldn't say a little.. I'd say a ton and way ahead.. but you guys may catch up one day!

[shooker]

I'm part of the 17%

fair enough and I would be on the opposing side as well if the leafs were in the finals. This pole really means nothing, its the same thing as when edmonton or calg made their runs, people just want the cup in canada...although I can honestly say I was both team Carolina (for hometown boy rod the bod) and team Tampa (cause I picked them to win the cup that year). Just found it worth posting.

Go Canucks

[Scott]

for your sake don't make me look all of them up.

For my sake? Why, do you think it's embarrassing? I don't give 2 shits what anyone here thinks or says about me. Look them all up if you want to.. I definitely doesn't bother me. I don't remember any of those other then talking about Shiv's Mom and I didn't edit Shiv's post at all.. but you want them, you got them.. more "your mom" jokes to come

[shooker]

for your sake don't make me look all of them up.

For my sake? Why, do you think it's embarrassing? I don't give 2 shits what anyone here thinks or says about me. Look them all up if you want to.. I definitely doesn't bother me. I don't remember any of those other then talking about Shiv's Mom and I didn't edit Shiv's post at all.. but you want them, you got them.. more "your mom" jokes to come

I feel like Kareem right now cause I have you rattled lol.

Im guessing this was what your rebuttle was going to look like?

I'd rattle your mom

[Scott]

for your sake don't make me look all of them up.

For my sake? Why, do you think it's embarrassing? I don't give 2 shits what anyone here thinks or says about me. Look them all up if you want to.. I definitely doesn't bother me. I don't remember any of those other then talking about Shiv's Mom and I didn't edit Shiv's post at all.. but you want them, you got them.. more "your mom" jokes to come

I feel like Kareem right now cause I have you rattled lol.

Im guessing this was what your rebuttle was going to look like?

I'd rattle your mom

haha, definitely not rattled.. I never sweat the small stuff.

BTW, it's rebuttal.. not rebuttle smart guy

[Nick]

nice rebuttal, rebuttle.

[shooker]

BTW, it's rebuttal.. not rebuttle smart guy

resorting to correcting my grammar...in the words of michael scott "reaching"

you may have more in common with him than I originally thought

[Scott]

BTW, it's rebuttal.. not rebuttle smart guy

resorting to correcting my grammar...in the words of michael scott "reaching"

you may have more in common with him than I originally thought

Thanks for taking the time to make sure all of this was spelled correctly, I can now take you more seriously..

[shooker]

Glad you came around. Since we are playing nice now I'll help you out with your material as well.

[Scott]

Glad you came around. Since we are playing nice now I'll help you out with your material as well.

I thought you said you enjoyed funny jokes? I appreciate you trying to be friendly but I'm quite capable of using a search engine to find all the "your mom" jokes I can handle.. you stick to typing slower and I'll do my thing, ok?

[shooker]

I thought you said you enjoyed funny jokes? I appreciate you trying to be friendly but I'm quite capable of using a search engine to find all the "your mom" jokes I can handle.. you stick to typing slower and I'll do my thing, ok?

forgot you could use google, my bad. how else would you have found hockey db.... I'll just leave that one there as well all know where that zing is headed

[Nick]

OH! Careful, is zing a real word? New material alert. B-Ryan made a spelling mistake so now he must be slow...but making up words, that's on Frank's level.


Then again that's how we all know Frank is

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and we all know
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-> I wrote it like this because it's sure to confuse the simple one's here on the BBKL

[Scott]

I thought you said you enjoyed funny jokes? I appreciate you trying to be friendly but I'm quite capable of using a search engine to find all the "your mom" jokes I can handle.. you stick to typing slower and I'll do my thing, ok?

forgot you could use google, my bad. how else would you have found hockey db.... I'll just leave that one there as well all know where that zing is headed

What?

[shooker]

I thought you said you enjoyed funny jokes? I appreciate you trying to be friendly but I'm quite capable of using a search engine to find all the "your mom" jokes I can handle.. you stick to typing slower and I'll do my thing, ok?

forgot you could use google, my bad. how else would you have found hockey db.... I'll just leave that one there as well all know where that zing is headed

What?

Really you need me to dumb it down for you?