i think i know what childbirth feels like...

[armandtanzarian]

Yea, you are right about this one...I've been drinking that the last few days. Along with anything that promotes the runs...

[Lee]

Just drink a whole bottle of ranch dressing.

[Scott]

Or eat pickles with a big glass of milk!

[anton]

fuck you kyle. every time i feel like i have to take a big dump i nearly have a panic attack now

[armandtanzarian]

hahaha...Yea well I am telling you, If a panic attack prevents happening what happened to me its worth it...lol It wont happen though if you drink alot of water. I was eating too much salty food and not drinking enough water over the weekend and that is mainly the reason....oh and half a bottle of peanuts. just relax...lol

[Scott]

Lmao

[Tony]

Son. Of. A. Bitch.

Happened to me today ... at work! Felt like I crapped a cantaloupe and it got stuck half way out ... pushed like I never pushed before. I saw blood on the TP afterwards ... owie. Picked up an ass load of Fiber One bars on the way home.

<-- my face during