Lines for hitting girls

[Lee]

In all seriousness, I can't believe some of you are married. I don't think I've ever used a line. And if I did, it would have been, "Hi. I'm Chris. To skip the small talk, I'm 26 years old, I'm a Genetics major at the University of Toronto, I'm a former Sous Chef, and I like long walks on the beach, volunteering at youth shelters during the Christmas holidays, watching baseball and hockey, and my references are... that guy, that guy, and that guy." When I'm done, she'll either laugh, give me a weird look, or give her own stats.

I want a girl with a sense of humour. Not someone who embraces being a cunt.

[Shep]

In all seriousness, I can't believe some of you are married. I don't think I've ever used a line. And if I did, it would have been, "Hi. I'm Chris. To skip the small talk, I'm 26 years old, I'm a Genetics major at the University of Toronto, I'm a former Sous Chef, and I like long walks on the beach, volunteering at youth shelters during the Christmas holidays, watching baseball and hockey, and my references are... that guy, that guy, and that guy." When I'm done, she'll either laugh, give me a weird look, or give her own stats.

I want a girl with a sense of humour. Not someone who embraces being a cunt.

Pickup lines are as lame as it gets, that much is obvious.

[Shep]

Worst line in the history of lines:

How much does a polar bear weigh?

?


Enough to break the ice, hi I'm ______

Worst? YEAH OKAY GEORGE

[hong57]

damn i met a damn nice girl in a camp during the weekend.. i know her name (shes one of the organizer but came in a day late) and probably doesn't recognise me... what should i do?

[Scott]

damn i met a damn nice girl in a camp during the weekend.. i know her name (shes one of the organizer but came in a day late) and probably doesn't recognise me... what should i do?

Just look for your opportunity to talk with her and be yourself buddy.

[anton]

hong, in all seriousness, there is ZERO point in being anything but yourself.

if you are going to get involved in anything long term, she's gonna have to know the real you, and it becomes exhausting trying to be anything but for an extended period of time (believe me)

[hong57]

ya agree... im trying to be slow on this one.. she's pretty nice and all (not just appearance) but just too bad I have close to 0 chance chatting with her during the camp.. (even when i ask for her name which i already know a stupid guy has to come fucking right in to say are you asking me... #$%^&*()$!@#$%^) .. so again i am starting with adding her fb first to start with lol

maybe this topic should be changed to "Help hong get a gf and u get a 1st rounder" lol!

[bma]

ya agree... im trying to be slow on this one.. she's pretty nice and all (not just appearance) but just too bad I have close to 0 chance chatting with her during the camp.. (even when i ask for her name which i already know a stupid guy has to come fucking right in to say are you asking me... #$%^&*()$!@#$%^) .. so again i am starting with adding her fb first to start with lol

maybe this topic should be changed to "Help hong get a gf and u get a 1st rounder" lol!

Yeah, you just have to find ways to talk to her and have conversations..just be yourself and everything will work out

[Shep]

hong, in all seriousness, there is ZERO point in being anything but yourself.

if you are going to get involved in anything long term, she's gonna have to know the real you, and it becomes exhausting trying to be anything but for an extended period of time (believe me)

Exactly.

[The BBKL Insider]

It's hard to believe some of you are married.

I once a single man too, and i took every chance i had lol

[The BBKL Insider]

In all seriousness, I can't believe some of you are married. I don't think I've ever used a line. And if I did, it would have been, "Hi. I'm Chris. To skip the small talk, I'm 26 years old, I'm a Genetics major at the University of Toronto, I'm a former Sous Chef, and I like long walks on the beach, volunteering at youth shelters during the Christmas holidays, watching baseball and hockey, and my references are... that guy, that guy, and that guy." When I'm done, she'll either laugh, give me a weird look, or give her own stats.

I want a girl with a sense of humour. Not someone who embraces being a cunt.

I just told chicks i played for the Cape Breton Screaming Eagles, it seemed to work fine.

[hong57]

In all seriousness, I can't believe some of you are married. I don't think I've ever used a line. And if I did, it would have been, "Hi. I'm Chris. To skip the small talk, I'm 26 years old, I'm a Genetics major at the University of Toronto, I'm a former Sous Chef, and I like long walks on the beach, volunteering at youth shelters during the Christmas holidays, watching baseball and hockey, and my references are... that guy, that guy, and that guy." When I'm done, she'll either laugh, give me a weird look, or give her own stats.

I want a girl with a sense of humour. Not someone who embraces being a cunt.

I just told chicks i played for the Cape Breton Screaming Eagles, it seemed to work fine.

Then i hav to tell chicks i play for the Manchester United in the premier league.......

[armandtanzarian]

I havent read this thread but i wonder why Hong wants to hit girls? That is not acceptable behavior in NA my fine friend. Just thought i d give you a heads up before you get in trouble.

[fedro91]

I havent read this thread but i wonder why Hong wants to hit girls? That is not acceptable behavior in NA my fine friend. Just thought i d give you a heads up before you get in trouble.

Minny live in China I believe.

[armandtanzarian]

Lol, i know.

[Shep]